if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid
this is actually because your brain confuses the adrenaline of riding roller coasters with the adrenaline of loving someone. so actually, you have a better chance at getting someone to like you if you take them to an amusement park.
i actually just really fucking love amusement parks
Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh